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Poor Taste
    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.  He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.

     The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

     The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says:
"In that case then stay off your bicycle for a week."



...and speaking of the Paris Roubaix...

Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.

One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before.'

The other Nun admonishes, "Shhh!  . . .  It's the cobblestones."






I welcome any bits of related trivia, humor-  it you'd like to contribute, give me a holler.  my e-mail address is Hansel typed before the @ sign at:    bicyclesports.us


Oh, and this was a hilarious e-mail titled "Women as Defined by an Engineer"

Part I


Part II


Part III


Part IV


Part V
This was actually Part I, but I didn't laugh at this one, so as editor of
this site, it put is last.  I actually laughed robustly at the first four.  Truth
takes many forms.  There is humor and beauty here hopefully from
both perspectives, the masculine, it's kinda what we see... the feminine,
is that all you see?  Guys tend to be the basest of creatures, and women...
defy explanation sometimes.  God help us both, God bless us both, with
each other.