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What is a Schmuck?
Why do I spend my life in such idle pursuits?

Why am I so interester in such matters of Consequence?

A Schmuch is a Yiddish word.  
A Schmuck is the part removed during a circumcision.
A Schmuch is the part thrown in the scrap bucket.
A Schmuch is perfectly worthless.

My brother-in-law, God rest his soul, was a schmuck!